Author: rbrodt
A conspiracy theorist’s fever-induced nightmare
I think I figured it out. The US has been transformed into a reality TV show. A dozen or so years ago, our voyeuristic obsessions gave birth to the concept of “Reality TV”, and that concept has be... Read More
Bag of rocks offended after being compared to intelligence of American voters
Saturday, November 9, 2024Washington D.C. After the stunning presidential election win by convicted felon and sex offender Donald Trump, a local bag of rocks was reportedly outraged after having been ... Read More
Illegal Aliens Land in Ohio to Feast on its Cat Population
In a Tuesday news conference, Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine acknowledged that alien beings descended from the heavens and landed in Springfield. Not long after that they immediately began hunting cats. At fir... Read More
It’s ALIVE!
After more than a year and several dozen kilos of 3D printer filament, WALL-E is finally (almost!) ready for his debut performance! All of the planned functionality has been implemented and tested, an... Read More
DeSantis declares pi as “quoke”! Causes Artemis II launch failure
Monday, November 25, 2024 The Artemis II mission that was to send 4 astronauts into near lunar orbit has exploded spectacularly on the launch pad this afternoon at 15:14 hours. NASA engineers attribut... Read More
Whatever happened to WALL-E?
After about 5 years and several hundred dollars invested, my original plans for WALL-E have stalled. So I have decided to go the easier route with a 3D printed version I found on Thingiverse, except I... Read More
Hello WALL-E!
I’ve been working on a robotics project (off and on) for the past 5 years, specifically this little guy here. It has proven to be quite a challenge because the animators that designed WALL-E wer... Read More
Biden White House Replaces Toilets at a Cost of $3.5 Million
The Biden administration is replacing over 30 gold-clad steel toilets in all the bathrooms of the White House with water saving high-efficiency ceramic types. The new toilets will only cost about $500... Read More