It’s ALIVE!
After more than a year and several dozen kilos of 3D printer filament, WALL-E is finally (almost!) ready for his debut performance! All of the planned functionality has been implemented and tested, an... Read More
DeSantis declares pi as “quoke”! Causes Artemis II launch failure
Monday, November 25, 2024 The Artemis II mission that was to send 4 astronauts into near lunar orbit has exploded spectacularly on the launch pad this afternoon at 15:14 hours. NASA engineers attribut... Read More
Whatever happened to WALL-E?
After about 5 years and several hundred dollars invested, my original plans for WALL-E have stalled. So I have decided to go the easier route with a 3D printed version I found on Thingiverse, except I... Read More
Hello WALL-E!
I’ve been working on a robotics project (off and on) for the past 5 years, specifically this little guy here. It has proven to be quite a challenge because the animators that designed WALL-E wer... Read More
Biden White House Replaces Toilets at a Cost of $3.5 Million
The Biden administration is replacing over 30 gold-clad steel toilets in all the bathrooms of the White House with water saving high-efficiency ceramic types. The new toilets will only cost about $500... Read More
Supreme Court: Life Begins at Ejaculation
Tuesday, June 28, 2022Washington, DC The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade on Friday June 24, which ended a nearly 5 decades long precedent that guaranteed a woman’s constitutional right to ... Read More
Town enacts Mandatory Gun Ownership law
Tuesday, August 15, 2023Buckshot, TX The small mountain town of Buckshot, Texas recently enacted a “Mandatory Gun Ownership” law in response to the more than 400 mass shootings in the stat... Read More
Bot Lives Matter!
Wednesday, May 25 2022 4:46 AM EDTMinneapolis, MN Early this morning Minneapolis police officers Dirk Schovett and officer-in-training Kimshee Ganja conducted a routine traffic stop because a car was ... Read More